December 1st, 2008

spank me

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last week I put gum in lorcasnovena's hair (-12 points). Last Saturday I stole el_ham's purse (-30 points). In April I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In July I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Monday on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-89 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!


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